The Donald’s Most Hilarious Outrageous Quotes

We all know the 45th President – The Donald – isn’t really our president. He’s more of America’s Joker. And no. Not the super cool Batman Joker. Mr Trump has also been on the hit-list for speaking some of the most convertesial parts of his mind. Most are very emotive, but we can mostly agree whatever Donald Trump has to say, almost -if not all- are just plain hilarious.

We’ve bundled some of the funniest things he’s said down below.

1.

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault

2.

As everybody knows, but the haters & losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a “wig.” My hair may not be perfect but it’s mine.

3.

Listen, you motherf**kers, we’re going to tax you 25%

4.

She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her

5.

I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.

6.

Our weak President, that kisses everybody’s ass, is in more wars than I have ever seen. Now he’s in Libya, he’s in Afghanistan, he’s in Iraq. Nobody respects us.

7.

While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

8.

I will be so good at the military your head will spin

9.

All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

10.

I have an attention span that’s as long as it has to be

11.

There is something on that birth certificate — maybe religion, maybe it says he’s a Muslim, I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t want that. Or, he may not have one.

12.

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that ‘s birth certificate is a fraud.

 

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